Discussion:
Too fucking funny
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Jose Gaspar
2008-08-11 14:24:07 UTC
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In article <0064fac5-6ac3-4247-a52a-***@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
John Gilmer wrote while pissing his pants...
Too fucking funny.
The John Gilmer aka PyrateJohn aka PirateJohn Threats:

But the truth will come out when the subpoenas start to fly.
That may take a few months but it's inevitable.

Sleep well tonight, but I rather doubt if you are going to be nearly
as cocky when this gets rolling ;)

So enjoy your sleep tonight. Because I can guarantee that I will be
having the last laugh. You can make book on that.

Not a threat. A promise.

No, actually, I don't know that you'll be here in the coming months.
I expect that your life is going to change pretty dramatically, and
change soon enough. After all, you are going through Newsguy so you
shouldn't be too hard to track down, Chump.

So enjoy yourself why you can because I can totally guarantee you that
payback is going to be hell.

I have some leads on some local attorneys that weren't practicing this
type of law a year ago but are now so I am optimistic that we can
finally get something going against the trolls.

Deb and I were kicking this around a week or two ago and kinda let
things slide. My thoughts were that we'd throw a few hundred at an
attorney and get a series of subpoenas filed and then we'd see where
the trail actually lead. Newsguy has already given me some info but
it should be entetaining when they confirm Cmelak and then we'll see
who Jose really is.
Bemused in Biscayne
2008-08-11 15:13:28 UTC
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Post by Jose Gaspar
In article
John Gilmer wrote while pissing his pants...
Deb and I were kicking this around a week or two ago and kinda let
things slide. My thoughts were that we'd throw a few hundred at an
attorney and get a series of subpoenas filed and then we'd see where
the trail actually lead. Newsguy has already given me some info but
it should be entetaining when they confirm Cmelak and then we'll see
who Jose really is.
All "PirateJohn" had to do to "see who Jose really is" was to meet you
in person as you offered several times, but he pussied out...AGAIN.
Does this guy ever keep his promises? <no>

He could have used the "few hundred" to start paying off his HUGE debts.
<deadbeat>
ZapRatz
2008-08-11 21:24:09 UTC
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On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:13:28 -0700, "Bemused in Biscayne"
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Post by Jose Gaspar
In article
John Gilmer wrote while pissing his pants...
Deb and I were kicking this around a week or two ago and kinda let
things slide. My thoughts were that we'd throw a few hundred at an
attorney and get a series of subpoenas filed and then we'd see where
the trail actually lead. Newsguy has already given me some info but
it should be entetaining when they confirm Cmelak and then we'll see
who Jose really is.
All "PirateJohn" had to do to "see who Jose really is" was to meet you
in person as you offered several times, but he pussied out...AGAIN.
Does this guy ever keep his promises? <no>
He could have used the "few hundred" to start paying off his HUGE debts.
<deadbeat>
Shit, with his owing tens of thousands of dollars debt, and no
tangible property or other assets, a "few hundred" dollars is a drop
in the repayment bucket.

I don't live in Florida and I pay taxes on property I own in that
State. gilmer gilturd owns no real estate whatsoever. Especially
telling since he lied about obtaining a $30,000 loan about four years
ago so he could purchase some property.


Say it loud:

gilmer gilturd = D E A D B E A T




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Just another gilmer-esque projection from sara cesspool and her
alleged pollinator, pseudo-MCPON fatfuck-kenfool.




As for being gilmer-esque, one only has to look at the ineptitude of
the nym-shifting shitstain via his brief message headers cited below
to realize that everything presented on the
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/ website is devoid of veracity.
What a showcase for gilmer's true essence; includind the
alcohol-addled alteration of content he PLAGIARIZED from his former
Jimmy Buffett fanboy friend(s) and other sources of intellectual
property gilmer is innately incapable of creating on his own.



What a clusterfuck of dolts the three of you are!

The only thing sinister about the three of you, singularly and
collectively, are the shit-and-smegma-stained unwashed panties you
pass amongst yourselves.

BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:00 -0700 (PDT), Nightmare
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Vada Phillips Felder, 97, Educator who hosted MLK's visit to Fort
Worth in 1959
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:00 -0700 (PDT)
Injection-Info: d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com; posting-host=205.188.117.8;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:27 -0700 (PDT), Nightmare
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Deadly road events in Texas history - Houston tops the list for
deadly bus crashes
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:27 -0700 (PDT)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.8; posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:57 -0700 (PDT), Nightmare
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: William A. Korbel, 84, "soldier of fortune", "jet pilot of an
adventurous nature", "mystery man in Wisconsin politics"
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:43:57 -0700 (PDT)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.8; posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:42:32 -0700 (PDT), Nightmare
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: "White Apple Logo Screen of Death" Stops iPhones in Their Tracks
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:42:32 -0700 (PDT)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.8; posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:07:26 -0700 (PDT), Bob Feigel the Fool
Post by Bemused in Biscayne
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Dawson Creek, BC: Horrific Accident Kills Chuckwagon Driver and
14 of his 15 Horses
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:07:26 -0700 (PDT)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.8; posting-account=Bur9FQoAAADo0t2EsxgLe9I4oJqbYk1P
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like ANYTHING presented upon that website has any truth to it. After
all, the scumbag who presents bullshit, lies and plagiarized content
there is a known pathological liar.

In fact, shown below is another example of his ineptitude transmitted
just this very evening. The abject fuck-up can't even get two of his
60+ troll aliases correct. A dead-giveaway broadcasted by a deadbeat!

BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Eternal fuck-up asspyrate/asspiratejohn gilmer gilturd shows how
innately lame he is by posting messages containing fallacious,
felonious and abusive content which is identical within each message
and associated with the group of brief headers presented below.



PyrateJohn <***@gmail.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=BcwhiwoAAACD9gy2Olru8xWmHqdna6oV

and

ZapRat <***@mac.hush.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r



From: PyrateJohn <***@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: ANTIGO WISCONSIN WOMAN GETS INJUNCTION AGAINST RETARDED
HILLBILLY
BILL CMELAK FOR STALKING HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:34:04 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID:
<baf97f5d-9066-4197-8393-***@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=BcwhiwoAAACD9gy2Olru8xWmHqdna6oV

==================================================

From: ZapRat <***@mac.hush.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Re: ANTIGO WISCONSIN WOMAN GETS INJUNCTION AGAINST RETARDED
HILLBILLY
BILL CMELAK FOR STALKING HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:36:08 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID:
<426554ae-596d-44fa-910d-***@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r

==================================================

From: ZapRat <***@mac.hush.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: ANTIGO WISCONSIN WOMAN GETS INJUNCTION AGAINST RETARDED
HILLBILLY
BILL CMELAK FOR STALKING HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:37:01 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID:
<9dc5a946-0036-4ecb-b525-***@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r

==================================================

From: ZapRat <***@mac.hush.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: ANTIGO WISCONSIN WOMAN GETS INJUNCTION AGAINST RETARDED
HILLBILLY
BILL CMELAK FOR STALKING HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:37:55 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID:
<c90d8131-ae1a-4de2-93d9-***@v57g2000hse.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r

==================================================

From: ZapRat <***@mac.hush.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: ANTIGO WISCONSIN WOMAN GETS INJUNCTION AGAINST RETARDED
HILLBILLY
BILL CMELAK FOR STALKING HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:38:37 -0700 (PDT)
Message-ID:
<d03a06cc-fccd-48bb-be9b-***@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.15;
posting-account=3WP74woAAAA_Vw41yh7revqBPlqDNS5r

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Extirpirate - http://www.extirpirate.com/
a portmanteau of extirpate and pirate

An archive of the abuse committed and transmitted by JOHN WESLEY
GILMER III, aka, PYRATEJOHN or PIRATEJOHN, who resides in an old
Bluebird bus - license plate *C26 2RR* registered in DUVAL COUNTY,
FLORIDA - parked on commercial rental property located at 221 N.
ARLINGTON RD, JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA 32211-7806.

GILMER claims the title of vice-president for RINCON RTO REALTY, INC.
with the registered address of 103 8TH AVENUE NORTH, JACKSONVILLE, FL
32250. That address allegedly is the residence of his third and
current wife, CLAUDIA A. "JOEY" MARZEC.

The president of RINCON RTO REALTY, INC. is listed as DEBORAH LYNCH of
5131 ROGERS TRAIL, MCCLENNY, FL 32063 even though she apparently
co-habits with GILMER in the old bus in JACKSONVILLE.


Over the past five-plus years, PYRATEJOHN/PIRATEJOHN WESLEY GILMER III
transmitted thousands of malicious messages via the Internet while in
the employ of MOFFITT CORPORATION, 1351 13TH AVENUE SOUTH, SUITE 130,
JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FLORIDA, 32250, http://www.moffitthvac.com,.

PYRATEJOHN/PIRATEJOHN WESLEY GILMER III has utilized the following
partial list of Internet identities:

***@gmail.com ***@gmail.com ***@aol.com
***@buccaneerpress.com ***@buccaneerpress.com
***@aol.com ***@BuccaneerPublishing.com
***@aol.com ***@yahoo.com
***@moffitthvac.com ***@aol.com ***@aol.com
***@aol.com ***@aol.com ***@aol.com
***@aol.com ***@hush.com ***@aol.com
***@aol.com ***@aol.com ***@aol.com
***@aol.com

plus, he has created and utilized each identity in the following
PARTIAL LIST of TROLL-variant or FORGED aliases:

***@gmail.com ***@yahoo.com
***@insignificant.org ***@yahoo.com
***@yahoo.com ***@hush.com
***@yahoo.com ***@yahoo.com
***@yahoo.com ***@hush.com
***@deadmusicians.com ***@yahoo.com
***@deadmusicians.com ***@yahoo.com
***@yahoo.com ***@yahoo.com
***@hushmail.com, ***@yahoo.com
***@mac.hush.com ***@hushmail.com
Yellow-Eyed-***@hushmail.com ***@hushmail.com
***@eatmyshorts ***@nerd.net ***@retards.com
***@inbox.com ***@hushmail.com
joseph-***@lycos.com
***@live.com ***@gmx.com
***@gmail.com ***@hushmail.com
***@hushmail.com ***@hushmail.com
***@hushmail.com ***@hushmail.com
***@hushmail.com ***@yahoo.com
***@hush.com ***@live.com


Considering all of those aliases listed above were used by JOHN WESLEY
GILMER III, they are, in effect, all associated with

* http://www.PirateJohn.com
* http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com
* http://www.BuccaneerPress.com
* http://pyratejohn.blogspot.com
* http://groups.google.com/group/jimmy_buffett-moderated
* http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/
* http://groups.google.com/group/obituaries_online


PYRATEJOHN/PIRATEJOHN WESLEY GILMER III has boasted:

* of being "el presidente" of the Atlantic Beach Vintage
Motorcycle Club (http://www.ABVMC.com);
* of being a proud promoter of Riding Into History
(http://www.RidingIntoHistory.org);
* of competing in an Iron Butt Association 50CC in 2001;
* of his 1998 BMW R1100GS "Robomantis";
* of his 1996 BMW K1100RS mk. II "Franken-K" a/k/a "The
ArrestMeRed K";
* of his 1997 F650;
* of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED's bike, a 1986 BMW K100RS Flying Brick
* "...that both [SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED] and [GILMER] have passed
[their] background checks as FEMA subcontractors to help during the
next disaster..." via "Message-ID:
<f953da36-a8d9-4db4-b354-***@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>"


SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED is:

DEBORAH LYNCH with whom JOHN WESLEY GILMER III resided at 12526
AGATITE ROAD, JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA 32258. It is the same DEBORAH
LYNCH (***@comcast.net of http://www.deblynchrealtor.com) who
is not worried about her privacy as stated in usenet "Message-ID:
<***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>" and instructed
GILMER to "give the jackasses both barrels"...


Extirpirate - http://www.extirpirate.com/
--
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